Viktorye

Hey there - I'm Vik! I love TF2 and Chex Mix. I'm currently an animation student at USC. Drop me a line and be my very best friend!

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Keeldoe plays Neopets. 

• Kill: "The yellow bar at the top allows you to navigate my penis."
• Kill: "There are hundreds of free dicks."
• Kill: "I named him 'Dicktwister'."
• Kill: "Give your neopet their own unique penis."
• Kill: "You can also create a NeoHomo for your Neopet."
• Kill: "Why does it sound like masturbation when I shoot?"
• Kill: "Where do I get some things so I can brutally murder these faggots?"
• Kill: "My browser's lagging."
• Kill: "What do you get at the Magic Shop? This all just looks like drugs to me."
• Kill: "'Ultra-fashionable Potato Sack'? I'm going to kill someone."
• Kill: "Where is your body-fat?"
• Kill: "..."
• Kill: "Unfortunately, you can't be morbidly obese."
• Kill: "So, there's a small rapist... chasing other small rapists..."
• Kill: "Why are they looking for eyes infected by herpes?"
• Kill: "Forehead. Guard. Imagine. EUUUUUUGH. You're an idiot. You're good. I hope you die. You're good. I hope you die in a fire. I hope you die of herpes. EUUUUUUGH. Oh, you're a faggot."
• Kill: "Ew, why is there a naked furry here?"
• Kill: "I'm going to make his outfit 100% glasses."
• Kill: "'Nigga Chase'. 'No results were found'."
• Kill: "I don't remember there being things that kill you in Snake. Isn't the game ALREADY HARD ENOUGH?!"
• Speck: "You gotta play on hardmode, Kill. Gotta be hardcore like us."
• Kill: "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK? DEAUGH."
• Kill: "Ice cream doesn't make you fat. Dick makes you fat."
• Kill: "Vanilla? Oh, God, it's jizz. Oh, mother of God, it's jizz with jizz toppings."
• Kill: "Oh God, there's blood on that jizz. I'm covered in shit."